An attempt to write a roleplaying game in a single paragraph. After writing, I determined that a few line breaks would improve readability. Nonetheless, it’s short enough for you to print 9 or so copies on a page, and print them out on cardstock and get something close to business card sized. Then you can carry it around in your wallet, until you’re bored in a Chinese restaurant. Or stick it as a sticker on the wall of your favorite Chinese restaurant. Or insert in the menus.